All last night I dreamt I was a housecat. I was nimble and small and pretty much just hung out and slept. When my alarm went off in the morning I immediately turned it off and went back to sleep. Because cats don’t have alarms and get up for work, it’s time to sleep in. Man, I'm so glad I'm a cat and not a person. By the time I remembered I wasn’t actually a cat at all I was already an hour late for work. What a crazy dream.
About Me
- Brandon Johnn
- Hello, I am an expert on every kind of relationship humans are capable of having and more. I can speak to animals and regularly send messages into space.
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