Living in the mind

Sometimes, when I have a crush on somebody, I write out their name in Microsoft word or anywhere really.  I just like to take the mouse cursor and highlight their name over and over again.  I imagine that the black or dark blue space is me, I symbolically envelop the person with my love over and over again.  After a while I am able to close my eyes and imagine an entire lifetime of happy memories living and growing old with them.

A heart is won

I've always been a romantic.  I once went on a hunger strike in order to win the heart of a woman, "You'll have to force-feed me your hate," I told her "love is the only thing these lips will touch."  Then I wiggled my nose and enchanted her with the story of the rat king I saw on the subway tracks in Grand Central.  You see, magic does happen.

The hotness

Sometimes, when I really want to impress somebody, I tell them I'm a firefighter.  Firefighters get all the glory.  Sometimes they start asking specific questions, like "blah blah blah?" I just tell them "flame wranglers never say die, semper fi" and they normally shut up.

A change of pace

My lifestyle is much too sedentary.  I’ve decided that to combat this I will involve various new things in my daily doings that will help to burn extra calories and tighten my physique.  First, instead of just standing in the subway car on my way to work or wherever I will pace.  I will do this as unobtrusively as I possibly can, as the cars can at times be crowded, by pacing into whatever open space is available, the entire length of the wagon if possible.  If the wagon is overpacked then I will have to just stay in one place and spin my body round.  Hopefully this will catch on, the entire city will be enjoying a much higher quality of life with an increased level of hustle and bustle, mostly bustle.

A noteworthy idea

I’ve decided the best way to find a mate is through the dissemination of notes.  What I’ve begun doing in the past week or so is write a short note, normally in the form of a compliment, on the back of my business card and drop it into a woman’s purse or coat pocket.  If you want to do it undetected then try the subway.  This is a great way for a girl to know that you’ve noticed her and also get your contact information should she want to find out more about you, such as who you are and at what point you were able to sneak the card into her pocket.  “I like the way your head looks in a hat” and “contact me for VIP access” are just a couple examples of what I came up with this past week.  Now I wait.

Frequent (Free Quint!)

Hello. My name is Brandon Johnn. I have my own bedroom and my own computer. I frequent the internet, and as you can see, I've started a blog. I would also like to free Quint, he is a friend of mine who went to jail for being so lonely. I hope you will frequent my blog.