Today I put on my big baggy sweatpants. I normally wear these when I pretend I’m an ostrich, this time I pretended I was a clothespin. I ran around my apartment and pinched as many clothes between my legs as I could. As I picked up my bumble bee T-shirt a spider fell out, it looked at me with all 8 eyes. I froze as best as I could, their vision is based on movement. Then once it was fooled it turned and began crawling away. Then I raised my right leg high in the air and yelled “clothespin clamp!” then brought my foot right on top of it and smashed it to spider hell. Does spider hell exist?
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Spider Attack!
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Where have you gone? I miss your posts. I was a spoon this morning. Cereal never tasted so good.
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