Sometimes, when I really want to impress somebody, I tell them I'm a firefighter. Firefighters get all the glory. Sometimes they start asking specific questions, like "blah blah blah?" I just tell them "flame wranglers never say die, semper fi" and they normally shut up.
Hello, I am an expert on every kind of relationship humans are capable of having and more. I can speak to animals and regularly send messages into space.
Flame wranglers never die, semper fi!
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