Good Genes

I hate glasses. Not only do they make me look stupid and ugly, but they make everyone else look ugly too. When i wear them i can see all kinds of imperfections in their skin that i would have never noticed before. Everyone in the world is undatable if you have 20/20 vision. Which is why i think perfect vision is a curse and I am blessed. My vision is just good enough to tell if somebody is looking at me from 15 feet away, and that's all I need.